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Craig
02:01
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Working five days a week, he doesn't have much time
Such a busy man he has to lay in on the line
On the way home he gets a call
It's all going down the towns about to fall
He changes trains and he puts his lycra on
He's doing his makeup, now he becomes
No special power super hero man
No special power super hero man
No special power super hero man
He is - just a bloke
The wife's getting mad because he's never home
Always at hospital and not with the kids
He's not Bruce Wayne he can't pay the bills
He's not super man he can't survive these thrills
She packs her bags and takes the kids away
He cries and cries, but he'll never not be
No special power super hero man
No special power super hero man
No special power super hero man
He is - hi, my name's Craig
No special power man here to save the day
He reeks of vodka and can't stand tall
He just hit on Cat Woman I hope he runs away
-Oooooooohhhhhhhh God, she just killed him
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Don't Step (On My Head)
02:20
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Don't step on my head
Don't step on my head
Don't step on my head head ah head ah head ah
Don't step on my head
Don't step, on my head
That would really hurt, I don't wanna hurt
Don't step, on my head
That would be, unsanitary
Please don't do it
It's not what my head is for
No don't do it
It's not what your feet are for
Don't step on my head
Don't step on my head
Don't step on my head head ah head ah head ah
Don't step on my head
Don't step, on my head
That's where I keep, my precious brain
Don't step, on my head
Can't live without, my pretty face
Please don't do it
It's not what my head is for
No don't do it
It's not what your feet are for
Don't step on my head
Don't step on my head
Don't step on my head head ah head ah head ah
Don't step on my head
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Cock Ring Camera
02:28
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I've always been a proud lover
Can undoubtetly please my other
But the tax man's after me
I can't continue loving for me
I see it on the internet
A device to help me pay my debt
I just slide it right on
And it records from my knob
I'll buy a cock ring camera
To be a pornographer
I'll buy a cock ring camera
To earn my wealth
Go to a truck stop sex shop
To browse for what I need
They've got a tingler and a screamer and dildos and lube
But just the cock ring camera for me
Come to my girl
To take my new toy for a whirl
So I charm her and seduce her
But when I whip it out she screams
Is that a cock ring camera?
What is wrong with you?
Really a cock ring camera?
Porn's something I'll never do
She's told all my friends and my family
Now no one will talk to me
Tax man's at my back, and I really need the cash
I've got nothing else, left to do
Cock, Ring
Cock, Ring!
Cock, Ring!!
Cock, Ring!!!
I'll buy a cock ring camera
And play with myself
Film from my cock ring camera
Is how I'll earn my wealth
Cock ring camera
Cock ring camera
Cock ring camera
Thank you, cock ring camera
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