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Straight Up Squizz​/​/​He Is S​.​U​.​S

by Thiletone Records

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Craig 02:01
Working five days a week, he doesn't have much time Such a busy man he has to lay in on the line On the way home he gets a call It's all going down the towns about to fall He changes trains and he puts his lycra on He's doing his makeup, now he becomes No special power super hero man No special power super hero man No special power super hero man He is - just a bloke The wife's getting mad because he's never home Always at hospital and not with the kids He's not Bruce Wayne he can't pay the bills He's not super man he can't survive these thrills She packs her bags and takes the kids away He cries and cries, but he'll never not be No special power super hero man No special power super hero man No special power super hero man He is - hi, my name's Craig No special power man here to save the day He reeks of vodka and can't stand tall He just hit on Cat Woman I hope he runs away -Oooooooohhhhhhhh God, she just killed him
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Don't step on my head Don't step on my head Don't step on my head head ah head ah head ah Don't step on my head Don't step, on my head That would really hurt, I don't wanna hurt Don't step, on my head That would be, unsanitary Please don't do it It's not what my head is for No don't do it It's not what your feet are for Don't step on my head Don't step on my head Don't step on my head head ah head ah head ah Don't step on my head Don't step, on my head That's where I keep, my precious brain Don't step, on my head Can't live without, my pretty face Please don't do it It's not what my head is for No don't do it It's not what your feet are for Don't step on my head Don't step on my head Don't step on my head head ah head ah head ah Don't step on my head
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I've always been a proud lover Can undoubtetly please my other But the tax man's after me I can't continue loving for me I see it on the internet A device to help me pay my debt I just slide it right on And it records from my knob I'll buy a cock ring camera To be a pornographer I'll buy a cock ring camera To earn my wealth Go to a truck stop sex shop To browse for what I need They've got a tingler and a screamer and dildos and lube But just the cock ring camera for me Come to my girl To take my new toy for a whirl So I charm her and seduce her But when I whip it out she screams Is that a cock ring camera? What is wrong with you? Really a cock ring camera? Porn's something I'll never do She's told all my friends and my family Now no one will talk to me Tax man's at my back, and I really need the cash I've got nothing else, left to do Cock, Ring Cock, Ring! Cock, Ring!! Cock, Ring!!! I'll buy a cock ring camera And play with myself Film from my cock ring camera Is how I'll earn my wealth Cock ring camera Cock ring camera Cock ring camera Thank you, cock ring camera

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THILETONE IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE:

SQUIZZ! STRAIGHT UP! NO LIES!

This questionable 3-tracker has plenty to offer. Or, plenty to give, regardless of if YOU want it or NOT!

The artist says:

"3 (three) brand new 2021hits! Love 'em or leave them (leaving them may result in serious harm or death)!"

! ! DOWNLOAD INCLUDES UNSEEN BONUS MATERIAL ! !

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released July 16, 2021

Starring:

James Squier Singing Fella
James Squier Rockin' Guitar Guy
James Squier Big Brain Bass Boy
Tom Adamson Drummin' Man
Michael Stewart (R.I.P) Craig

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Introducing
James Squier as Poor Man's Producer

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